NERD is the word.

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

balconyscene:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

oh shit

microsoftener:

oh dear steven you made a wrong turn

microsoftener:

oh dear steven you made a wrong turn

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

bennyslegs:

john watson would be the kind of guy who would accidentally post a picture of his cock on his facebook wall instead of in a private message and then he’d comment on the picture over and over, “HOW DO I DELETE THIS?? I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO POST THIS HERE. THIS IS PRIVATE. PLEASE HELP, HARRY DON’T LOOK”

Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

image

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

Doing a test

dragonista:

Reblog this if you would buy a book with an LGBTQ main character, whose sexuality was not the primary focus of the novel

If you would not, reblog this.

i knew you could do it.

temperamental-creature:

marvelous-gallifrey:

funnyfandomfeelz:

mermaidandthedrunks:

Supernatural fandom should be coming any moment now. 

an unexpected addition but highly appreciated

polandbananas20:

THERE’S GONNNA BE A BOOKTUBE PANEL AT VIDCON!! HANK GREEN SAID THERE’S GONNA BE A BOOKTUBE PANEL AT VIDCON. WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION OR ANYTHING SAYING THAT IT’S OUR BOOKTUBE PANEL BUT HANK GREEN TWEETED AND THERE WILL BE A PANEL AND *ALL THE EXCITEMENT*  *FLAILS ABOUT*

and he won’t tell you he loves you, but he loves you.